Introducing the ‘Cracktini’

Posted on January 13th, 2008 by Myk.
Categories: Food & Wine, Consumer Products, Science & Technology, Sports & Health.

Before being evicted from the Bath Club last May, the VM team made a remarkable discovery.  In the course of a routine champagne  brunch, we found our signature drink ‘The Cracktini.’  The critical ingredient in the drink is NO-Xplode, which is a powder used by serious weightlifters.  Really, we’re not kidding–NO-Xplode won the Muscle Builder Of The Year and Nitric Oxide Of The Year award for 2005, 2006 and 2007!  The stuff is like 5 shots of espresso, or 3 redbulls, or 2 hits off a crack pipe (allegedly).  Without further adieu, here are some of our favorite cracktini variations.

The Original

  • One scoop Blue Rasberry NO-Xplode
  • Champagne (Veuve or Moet preferably)
  • served in a champagne flute

Russian Cracktini

  • One scoop Fruit Punch NO-Xplode
  • 3 ounces vodka
  • 4 ounces tonic
  • served in a high-ball glass

Virgin Cracktini

  • One scoop Fruit Punch NO-Xplode
  • 5 ounces of water

Now, here our lawyers have advised us to issue a disclaimer (health issues etc.) but we like to roll the dice.  So next time you reach for a redbull vodka, consider a cracktini.  Better yet come to Villa Diego and we’ll make you one. 

4 comments.

Jess

Comment on January 15th, 2008.

Cracktini as your signature drink? Not sure about that.

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Dawn

Comment on April 1st, 2008.

can i get a russian cracktini with a little of you mixed in on thursday night?

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